Do you have like a "top 10" strangest followers? Because that seems like a pretty prestigious list to be on.
Anonymous

well most of them tend to be anons, so I would never know..

but what if naga!Marco bottoms
Anonymous

saphruikan:

ownly-lownly:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he
does he have
????
human butt?????????? noo???? prostaTE??

I CAN CONFIRM HE DOES NOT BOTTOM unlessheblowingjean BUT HE LITERALLY CANNOT BOTTOM.

typette:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

ampvee:

toasty-coconut:

thebittercherry:

toasty-coconut:

I see a lot of people talk about Skype since it’s probably one of the biggest instant messaging systems around the world. Though, I’m surprised more people don’t talk about QQ International?? They’re super similar only QQ is 1000% better.

Seriously though. QQ International is wonderful and it should become more known.

It’s really cute, simple, easy to use. And like Toasty says it’s a lot like MSN, it basically has all the cool stuff everyone loved about MSN.

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WOW SO KAWAII

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It has cute emotes!

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BUT IF YOU DON’T LIKE THOSE IT LETS YOU ADD CUSTOM ONES!

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AND YOU CAN SEND DRAWINGS.

Plus the typical stuff, sending voice recordings, webcam, group chats, oh it has a built in translator too

There’s also a cellphone app to use it on the go.

10/10 do check it out!

I PROMISE IT’S AMAZING. PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT!!!

totally doing this

bye skype

NO, NO DAMN IT
NO

LINE IS WAY BETTER, LINE IS A THOUSAND TA-

wait holy shit you can draw doodles to your list? is that for real?

but what if naga!Marco bottoms
Anonymous

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he
does he have
????
human butt?????????? noo???? prostaTE??

birdgekis:

girlfriends wearing tiny overall shorts with strawberries all over them and leggings as pants, because why not, they’re hot and can pull them off (later) hahahhaa

yogonem:

Been reading Dichotomy by Saphruikan for a while now, and because I’m a huge huge sucker for snakes I’ve been sketching naga!Marco ever since. So have a happy naga in the sun~

Edit: Added texture

kenjiandcompany:

ownly-lownly:

but if naga!Marco has three dingle dongles, my question is: do they all come at once in an explosive shower of snake and human wank juice, OR does each schlong come separately and unexpectedly?
Do all three cum the same substance, like, naga sperm or whatever, or do the snake dongs cum snake juice while the human dong cums human juice?
If they all come at once, btw, that’s gotta be a fucking pOWERFUL ORGASM. and if they don’t come all at once, do you think Jean would get too worn out pleasuring them all?

did anybody write a fucking book on naga reproduction, because the public needs to know
does naga!Marco even know???
????where is science

I was all set to break out my old herpetology textbook and write some very silly mock dissertation on naga reproduction a la the flying mint-bunny thing, but I did some cursory googling to refresh how hemipenes work and

The hemipenes are often grooved, hooked, or spined in order to grip the walls of the female’s cloaca.[47]

I think that sentence has purged my ability to be funny for the next several years.

The hemipenes are often grooved, hooked, or spined in order to grip the walls of the female’s cloaca.[47]

run, jean

but if naga!Marco has three dingle dongles, my question is: do they all come at once in an explosive shower of snake and human wank juice, OR does each schlong come separately and unexpectedly?
Do all three cum the same substance, like, naga sperm or whatever, or do the snake dongs cum snake juice while the human dong cums human juice?
If they all come at once, btw, that’s gotta be a fucking pOWERFUL ORGASM. and if they don’t come all at once, do you think Jean would get too worn out pleasuring them all?

did anybody write a fucking book on naga reproduction, because the public needs to know
does naga!Marco even know???
????where is science

sempersyl reblogged your post saphruikan:ownly-lownly:balliste:… and added:

I have seen a video with triple penetration, once. Yes, I mean in one orifice.

IT’S POSSIBLE

saphruikan:

ownly-lownly:

balliste:

balliste:

i guess its better in the end that therell be no smut in dichotomy

because if there was, pure innocent blissfully ignorant saphruikans psyche would be constantly tormented by the horrific scenes of twin horseradish snake schlongs thicker than the snake itself ejected out the lower belly scales like a dvd drive out of a computer like your anemone genitals horrifically shunting out of your scaly horizontal vent of a cloaca was no big deal and it was time to let your screaming dual mandrake dongs out for a little breather

saphruikan:

        

YOU CANNOT JuST DROP A BOMbSHELL LIKE THAT AND WITHHOLD THE SMUT??????????? ?????

triple penetration

If only Jean was a girl.

this only makes me want to refer to naga!Marco as “The Ass Stretcher” and there is nothing you can do to stop me

elvenari:

he’s becoming self aware

didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

You must worry for our sanity a lot judging from the anons you get like hopefully this doesn't turn into another banana au because that would be terrifying
Anonymous

if spaghetti-dick jean and saucy-ass marco thrives but beyblade au doesn’t, i’ll be so fucking pissed

im sitting in the dining hall, I’ve got my ipad in front of me, I’ve pulled out my notebook, and I think to myself: “You know what I should do?? I am going to go into my inbox on tumblr as a source of inspiration, and I will write a little something based on the first message at the very tippy top. This is good for my creative flow, I just know it.”

I was wrong.